We've reached the end. Hope you enjoyed the five circles of Hell. Ya’ll come back now, y’hear?
“Lucifer is in his office. I wouldn’t disturb him I were you.” Rowan shot Edwin an annoyed glance.
Something moved in the darkness of the closet. “Sir?”
“Oh god, shut up.” Edwin’s fingers curled around the doorknob, shaped like a demons head.
“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain!” The Tour Guide bellowed in anger.
“What?“ As he turned around, a thick book with a cross embedded on the cover smashed into his face.
Something moved in the darkness of the closet. “Sir?”
“God demanded that the damned have a day off once in a while. I disagreed. Rowan shows up, then I wake here.” Lucifer shifted into a more comfortable position. “Now that he’s ruined my life’s work he’s posing as a bloody Tour Guide! It was supposed to be damnation without relief!”
“I though you and God had an agreement. How do we—“ A sharp glance from the Devil silenced Edwin.
“We wait until Cerberus finds help.”
